Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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