Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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