we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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