she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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