how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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