"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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