But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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