How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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