but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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