That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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