Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You need Xanax blowdarts
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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