is your mom at the bar?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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