is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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