Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
and she was petting her beer can
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize