Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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