I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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