Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
