No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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