All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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