found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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