It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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