real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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