Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You took a bar mat shot.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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