no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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