one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
