Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
