Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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