you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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