You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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