Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
a search helicopter?!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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