Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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