Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
This is my gift to your gina
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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