Just mADE A PArabola og urine
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We need to feng shui this bitch.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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