Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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