no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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