She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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