Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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