Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we made out on top of his cat.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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