He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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