So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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