Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser