So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?