I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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