ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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