So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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