also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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