My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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