i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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