If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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