Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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