I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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