between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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