so that wasnt chicken after all
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
last night I used snow as a chaser
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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