We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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