You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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