seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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