clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
This is the high leading the old right now
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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