hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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