i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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