That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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