There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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